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"I’m afraid to take mine
out of the box."
--Barack Obama
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Extra bags of Hillary Nuts
(walnuts in the shell)
available for $4.95
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(Roll over the box art to see the Top Ten list)
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"What’s this about a glass
ceiling in the White House? There’s no glass ceiling.
Hey, I’ve been in every room!"
--George W. Bush
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Watch this video
featuring the official
Hillary Nutcracker song.
(Click on the Art)
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"This is not the kind of squeeze doll I grew up playing with!"
--Dick Cheney
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"My friends, I respect the
Hillary Nutcracker. But I
don’t crack under pressure.."
--John McCain
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"I like a woman
with a firm grip."
--Arnold Swartzenegger
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Ann Coulter
is People’s Choice
For Next Nutcracker!
Over 10,000 votes were cast right here on hillarynutcracker.com,
and Ann Coulter was chosen to be our next nutcracker. Congratulations, Ann!
Rosie O’Donnell finished second and Nancy Pelosi was a fast closing third. Notable write-in vote getters included Oprah Winfrey, Judge Judy and Paris Hilton.
(We are not sure if the email to Ms. Coulter informing her of these results was received. If you bump into her, please tell her.)
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George W. is Voted
“The Nut I’d Most Like To See Cracked”.
President Bush won this honor handily over former President Bill Clinton. However, former VP Al Gore beat out current VP Dick Cheney for third place in the nut standings. Others who made a respectable showing included Sen. Larry Craig, Michael Moore, Osama Bin Laden, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy, and Britney Spears, the only woman to receive a significant number of votes.
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Thanks for Voting!
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"You don’t have to have the most votes to win.
I proved that!"
--Al Gore
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"NO COMMENT"
---Bill Clinton
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The Hillary Nutcracker - Patent Pending
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Brought to you by
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A division of Eagleview USA, Inc.
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© 2007 Eagleview USA, Inc.
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All quotes from America's most respected unidentified source. In other words, we made them up.
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