"At 9" tall, she's definitely
on my short list"
--Barack Obama
"There's enough nuts
in Washington to keep her
busy forever!"
--Nancy Pelosi
"She'd make Cheney look
like a wuss!
--George W. Bush
"I understand that with proper
maintenance this thing will
last till 2012. Coincidence?
I don't think so."
--Al Gore
"My friends, VP or not,
those stainless steel thighs won't be getting rusty."
--John McCain
"She's the energizer bunny
of nutcrackers. She'll always
be there to crack your nuts.
Trust me" ---Bill Clinton
"She'll be baaaack!"
--Arnold Swartzenegger
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